Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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