I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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