That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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