I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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