My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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