its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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