Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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