I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
it was like eating out sand paper
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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