I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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