how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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