so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Randomize
