i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
is it fun? or sober?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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