Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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