Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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