My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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