Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
