Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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