He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Randomize
