try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
