thus making me awesome and them whores
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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