Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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