five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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