I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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