Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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