Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize
