I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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