And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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