1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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