Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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