i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
do nipples grow back?
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