I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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