I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
