I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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