I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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