i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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