Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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