Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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