Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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