For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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