you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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