i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Let's paint friendship bongs
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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