It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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