How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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