So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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