My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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