I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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