I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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