no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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