So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Randomize
