Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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