I skipped work to stalk him.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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