dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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