You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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